Most of you follow me on twitter and already know this, but I will tell the story here, for my record and for your entertainment factor. March 21st I was expecting a visit from Auntie Flow. Well. When she was a no-show, and she is NEVER a no-show, I decided it was time to consult the All Knowing, Ever Seeing, Magically Magic, Tell-you-your-future, Plastic Pee Stick. This is what it said in two lines...
I admitt. My first reaction was less than glamorous. I didn't cry. I just pouted, and pouted, and pouted some more. See. I know that there are many women who struggle with fertility and more than likely despise people like me, who really could live happy without seeing a BIG FAT POSITIVE result on a fortune telling pee stick. While I really wish I could give my fertility away, I can't. Just like, I can't help but react the way I did upon seeing the results.
Now in denial, because you will agree, the line is very faint, right? I mean. HCG horomone is pretty exclusive to pregnancy, especially the amount that would cause a test to show even a faint line, but still. I had to take one of those fancy digital ones. I mean this is the year 2011. Analog is the way of the dinosaurs. Digital is where it's at, and it will tell me in a clear easy to read typed font. Oh yes. It will tell me clearly Pregnant or Not pregnant...
So, now you all know. It's the beginning of a new adventure on my blog. God willing that I carry this baby full term to delivery and the baby is perfect and healthy, you will be getting "How fat is Amy getting?" updates... ok. Not really. I will probably be doing a weekly or monthly feature on it. Fun stuff.
Well. That's that.
Have a HAPPY happy week.